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		<title>Kk Maka -imna crizei :)</title>
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		<title>Bucatar sau maestru in tai chi</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 19:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>vechi dar fain</title>
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		<title>VIDEO: Moartea presedintelui POLONIEI A FOST PROGRAMATA, iar dupa scurt timp CAMERAMANUL a fost asasinat. ACESTA ESTE PLANUL MASONILOR?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 13:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[       “Autorul clipului văzut de toată lumea a fost înjunghiat lângă Kiev pe 15 aprilie şi a fost transportat în stare critică la un spital din Kiev. Pe 16 aprilie, trei indivizi neidentificaţi l-au decuplat de la aparatura medicală şi l-au mai înjunghiat de trei ori. Andrij a fost declarat decedat în aceeaşi zi. Guvernul <a href="http://bionicnews.wordpress.com/2010/04/25/video-moartea-presedintelui-poloniei-a-fost-programata-iar-dupa-scurt-timp-cameramanul-a-fost-asasinat-acesta-este-planul-masonilor/" class="excerpt-more-link">[&#8230;]</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bionicnews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9008196&amp;post=603&amp;subd=bionicnews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Cel mai tanar utilizator de Wee Wii Mii</title>
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		<title>Charlie bit my d**k- again!</title>
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		<title>Iron Mike Tyson</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Michael Gerard Tyson („Mike”, n. 30 iunie 1966) este un fost pugilist american. A fost campionul necontestat la categoria grea şi rămâne cel mai tânăr câştigător al titlurilor WBC, WBA şi IBF la categoria grea. A câştigat titlul WBC la numai 20 de ani. Michael Gerard &#8220;Mike&#8221; Tyson (n. 30 iunie 1966) este un boxer <a href="http://bionicnews.wordpress.com/2010/04/22/iron-mike-tyson/" class="excerpt-more-link">[&#8230;]</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bionicnews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9008196&amp;post=596&amp;subd=bionicnews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bataie intre doi gangstari</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 18:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG ce bataie&#8230; nu am mai vazut niciodata asa ceva cu ochii mei.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bionicnews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9008196&amp;post=590&amp;subd=bionicnews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Eu când vreau să fluier, fluier</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[După patru ani petrecuţi într-un penitenciar pe malul Dunării, Silviu (interpretat de George Piştereanu) a avansat în ierarhia de dormitor, devenind Jupân. Cu două săptămâni înainte de eliberare, primeşte o vizită neaşteptată. El află că mama lui s-a întors acasă după mult timp din Italia şi vrea să îl ia pe fratele lui mai mic. <a href="http://bionicnews.wordpress.com/2010/04/18/eu-cand-vreau-sa-fluier-fluier/" class="excerpt-more-link">[&#8230;]</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bionicnews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9008196&amp;post=588&amp;subd=bionicnews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Cum sa faci personalitatile de pe bancnote vesele sau triste</title>
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